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Quotes – Murphy’s Computers laws Part II

Posted on July 27, 2010 by admin — No Comments ↓

No matter how many resources you have, it is never enough. Any cool program always requires more memory than you have. When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space. What others are reading:What’s new in Continue reading Quotes – Murphy’s Computers laws Part II→

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Quotes – Murphy’s Computers laws Part I

Posted on July 26, 2010 by admin — No Comments ↓

Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. If a program is useless, it will have to Continue reading Quotes – Murphy’s Computers laws Part I→

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Computer Quotes – C & Unix

Posted on July 15, 2010 by admin — No Comments ↓

“It’s 5.50 a.m…. Do you know where your stack pointer is ?” C /n./: A programming language that is sort of like Pascal except more like assembly except that it isn’t very much like either one, or anything else. It Continue reading Computer Quotes – C & Unix→

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Computer Quotes – Operating Systems

Posted on July 3, 2010 by admin — No Comments ↓

“There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence.” (Jeremy S. Anderson) “19 Jan 2038 at 3:14:07 AM” (End of the word according to Unix–2^32 seconds after January Continue reading Computer Quotes – Operating Systems→

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Computer Quotes – Quality

Posted on July 1, 2010 by admin — No Comments ↓

“I don’t care if it works on your machine!  We are not shipping your machine!” (Vidiu Platon) “Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.” (Michael Sinz) What others are reading:JavaScript :: OperatorsWhat’s new in Continue reading Computer Quotes – Quality→

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