Quotes – Murphy’s Computers laws Part II
No matter how many resources you have, it is never enough. Any cool program always requires more memory than you have. When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space.
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Quotes – Murphy’s Computers laws Part I
Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. If a program is useless, it will have to Continue reading
Computer Quotes – C & Unix
“It’s 5.50 a.m…. Do you know where your stack pointer is ?” C /n./: A programming language that is sort of like Pascal except more like assembly except that it isn’t very much like either one, or anything else. It Continue reading
Computer Quotes – Operating Systems
“There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence.” (Jeremy S. Anderson) “19 Jan 2038 at 3:14:07 AM” (End of the word according to Unix–2^32 seconds after January Continue reading
Computer Quotes – Quality
“I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” (Vidiu Platon) “Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.” (Michael Sinz)